i think i should go to sleep now probably
Since Char hates water, he sometimes helps out the Magmas and sets up explosive pranks and stuff for the Aquas.
sometimes joel spills wine on lavanas shoes but the next day lavana waits for him to get up to sharpen a pencil or something and fills his entire backpack with pizza
when its time to vote for like student council members lavana tries to vote but archer tapes a tree to her forehead and repeats ‘lavana is a tree. she cannot vote’ until she leaves
one day gordor walks into his classroom and charizard is in there and he made a fort out of all the desks and chairs
oh my god i can see it now char and gordor fucking hate each other and cant stand the sight of one another
everyday char comes into class he always leaves some little surprise for gordor and like pulls a prank or whatever or he always makes smartass remarks and the two of them end up getting in each others faces screaming in front of the class while everyone else just watches awkwardly
onedoesnotsimplywalkintogordor:
one of the teachers manages to piss emma off and she goes on a rant and makes him cry and gets suspended but gordor was so entertained that he bailed her out of it
and afterward he teases the teacher about it and Emma becomes the only student that he doesn’t constantly scream at
even after she covers his desk in sparkle stickers
And Charizard’s still a lame little dork who can’t show his feelings the way he wants to for shit so he watches his crush from afar and when he sees they’re having a bad day he’ll write a nice letter to them and put it in their locker but he won’t sign it and say that it’s from him and on Valentine’s day he’ll handmake his cards to them and write dumb lines like “You make my heart go BOOM” and stuff like that.
